How to buy a golf gift when you don't play golf

Hand-drawn golf course map prints

Every year, someone stands in a pro shop holding a putter cover they do not understand, hoping it is the right one. It usually is not. Golf equipment is the hardest category of gift there is: it is technical, it is personal, and the golfer already owns a version of almost everything.

Here is the shortcut. You do not have to buy him equipment at all. You have to buy him the one course he cannot stop talking about.

The one question that does the work

Ask him where he played last weekend.

That is it. That is the whole research project. He will answer in four seconds and think nothing of it, and you now have the single piece of information that turns a generic gift into a specific one. Golfers do not remember clubs. They remember rounds, and they remember the course they keep going back to.

If he plays in a group, ask one of the others. If he posts his rounds anywhere, it is in the app. If he belongs to a club, the club is the answer.

Why the course beats the equipment

Equipment gets replaced. A driver he loves this year is in the garage in three. But the course he has played two hundred times is not going anywhere, and neither is the fact that he chose it.

A hand-drawn map of that course, with his name under it, is not a golf gift in the usual sense. It is a portrait of something he already cares about. That is why it ends up on a wall instead of in a drawer.

Skip anything that needs a size

Half of all gift returns are the wrong size. If you are not certain, buy something that has no size at all.

  • A course print — no size, no fit, no guessing.
  • An embroidered hat — one size, adjustable at the back, fits everyone.
  • A golf towel — clips to the bag, and it is the most-used thing he owns.
  • A scorecard mug — the round he still brings up, on the thing he reaches for before work.

The only pieces on this site that need a size are the tee and the hoodie. Everything else is one size or no size.

What to do about the spelling

Personalized gifts fail in one specific way: a typo. A name spelled the common way instead of his way, a course written the way it sounds instead of the way the club writes it.

So nothing here goes into production for twenty-four hours. If you spot a mistake in that window, write to us and we will fix it at no charge. If you would rather see it before it is made, ask and we will send a proof by email. It costs nothing and it is the surest way to catch a wrong date.

The honest timing

Everything is made to order, which is what allows each piece to carry a different name — and it also means nothing ships the same day. Plan on five to ten business days from order to doorstep. For Christmas, the cut-off is December 12, and we would rather say so plainly than take an order we cannot deliver in time.

If you have his course and a spelling you trust, you are already further along than most people in the pro shop.